UPDATE: All completed texts are now available
Synopsis
Two criminally bad criminals, attempt to rob a bank. A fantasy bank. A bank, specifically, owned by a dragon. A dragon's bank full of dragon's gold. A bad idea.
Ironically, the easiest part is stealing the gold. The hard part is putting it back without anyone realising...especially the dragon.
Market Position Statement
This story scratched an itch I've had for a while. In its infancy, I did intend to sell it, however, as it grew, I realised I cared more about the idea than the marketability of the thing. So, I changed gear and wrote it for myself.
Enjoy.
Page 3
‘Oi, keep your voice down.’ Biggh whispers to the air.
My apologies, old friend.
‘That voice talkin’ to you again?’ asks Smorl.
‘It always starts when we’re about to do a job.’
Because that’s when the good stuff happens.
Page 4
I should mention that Biggh, for some reason, can hear me. I was as confused as you the first time. But we have fun with it; don’t we Biggh?
‘As much fun as homework on the weekend,’ Biggh growls.
Illustrator notes
Page 3 and 4
Biggh, a goblin, sits in a cafe across from the bank with his partner Smorl, a pixie. They scope out the bank through the window. Biggh hears the narrators voice in his head.
Created by Matthew Graeme, 2026